dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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