I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
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He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
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Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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