# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
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