OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
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She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
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i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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