AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
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Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
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Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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