Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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