sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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