Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
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whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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