Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
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Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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