Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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