What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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