Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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