I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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