i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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