Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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