I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
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He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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