He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
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You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
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He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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