...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
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ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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