He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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