whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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