people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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