your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I forget how to act sober
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