know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Randomize
