**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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