I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Randomize
