Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
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