On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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