Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
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Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
My liver just had a heart attack.
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Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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