Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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