Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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