oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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