She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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