uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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