I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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