Christians are straight up FREAKS
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
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Sacagawea was the original milf.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
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If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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