just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
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Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
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Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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