I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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