have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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