I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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