i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
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Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
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I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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