So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
