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I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
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isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
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I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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