He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
what day is it and did you see me today?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
