Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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