Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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