Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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