Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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