Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
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I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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