Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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