This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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