Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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