I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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