return my video game
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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