Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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