Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
